Friday, November 04, 2005
And now, a list of amusing typos I've been compiling, and my snarky comments.
We don’t have to hate them, too
“Cover and tradecraft are the only forms of protection one has and to have that stripped away because of political scheming is the moral equivalent to exposing forward deplored military units,” said Arthur Brown, who retired in February as the CIA’s Asian Division chief.
What Alan Dershowitz wears
Similar incidents have occurred across the country, spawning a multitude of law suits and criminal investigations, although, to date, few arrests have been made.
And the story inspools
The story of their relationship, and the events that enfolded after they first met, is told in court papers describing how McEnroe promised to secure a new loan, more manageable payments, and, best of all, enough extra money for Collins to remodel the home she was so close to losing.
Informally, he’s a resident of the corner bar
… formally a resident of Bethpage, says he’s taken the community’s pulse in working with the union and sitting on the board of Smithtown Youth Athletics, coordinating lacrosse teams and seeing “the struggles the parents have to put their kids through special programs that they can’t afford.”
Hasn’t she been through enough?
The noise was the man kicking the front door, causing the widow on it to shatter.
When it’s literally, watch out
“I knew certain things that I couldn’t disclose, so I really had to watch what I said,” said King, who is accustomed to orally shooting from the hip.
Jesus prefers the Oyster Bar
The Gods Mercury, Hercules and Minerva, all of whom hang out on the south façade above the landmark clockface, received special attention – the cracked pen in the hand of Minerva, the goddess of wisdom, was strengthened with a stainless-steel pin.
But not in punctuation
McConville received both a bachelor’s and masters’s degree from Marist Collage.
Is this the end of David?
The teens fled, but not before drawing a Start of David, with the letters J and P on either side.
That was quite a loogie
She hawked her wedding ring to get the money for the hotel to stay with their two dogs, a Saint Bernard ironically named Fortune, and an Akita/Lab mix named Nabisco.
The same people who surf in hurricanes
Most of them were just trying to seek shelter in the storm
Must be uncomfortable for the poor guy
Last Friday, New York and other states granted FEMA’s request and agreed to accept evacuees. But on Tuesday night, FEMA reversed itself, saying it would not send the people, leaving planners in Nassau and Suffolk in a lurch.
And for the entree, some nice seared salmon
A deranged former patient of an Astoria dialysis center walked into the clinic yesterday and open-fired
Didn’t Giuliani get rid of those guys?
After Ferrer wished Weiner well, the congressman quipped: “The Freddy Ferrer quigi board worked,” implying that the former Bronx borough president devined his illness.
Holy mother!
the other a gold depiction of the Virgin of Guadalupe, the matron saint of Mexico.
Boy Scouts are worth two
Even if tough work lies ahead, security analysts say, police here will have scored Brownie points for having made dozens of raids and arrests in recent days in densely populated areas of London and the northern city of Birmingham without bloodshed.
And editing will yield denied access to sanity
Refusal will yield denied access to the transit system, Police Commissioner Ray Kelly said.
Verb me, baby
In Nassau, Iannarelli filed petitions with 2,674 signatures to primary Ferrell, of Uniondale, a former prosecutor and the party-backed candidate.
That sounds painful
But now, state officials say they’re aiming for more accurate counts, which will prevent students from falling between the cracks.
And wrap my C++ to go, please
It was just a simple cup of coffee. But in November 1992, when Rabbi Israel Steinberg asked to have his Java in a disposable paper cup because he observed Kosher dietary laws, it appeared to be too much to ask the manager of the Nations Cafe on First Avenue.
A need to be reeditified
The super-chilled liquid would then be regassified and pumped by pipeline to New York and Connecticut.
That sounds painful II
On June 25, the pilot of a military T-38, a training jet, was headed from Cherry Point Marine Air Station in North Carolina to Windsor Locks, Conn., when the pilot had a complete electrical failure.
Her modeling career must really have gone downhill
Religious beliefs can provide some explanations and in recent days, pastors, rabbis and imans throughout the area said they were using sermons, prayer meetings and individual counseling sessions to discuss the profound questions raised by the disaster.
It’s embarrassing you even wrote it
Young male bodybuilders who take steroids develop an embarrassing side-effect — the formation of excess breast tissue — called gynecomastia. The gym term for the condition is "bitch tits."
Why, you young whippersnapper, you
Flug knew the area from working with politicians in the area and saw the opportunity to upstart the new program.
I’m tired just reading it
Sparks were emanating from the rims whose tired had fallen off.
And some look pretty damp
“Some of these people look pretty stressed out,” said Emilia Quinones of Brownsville, a Salavation Army volunteer working in Midtown.
I’d have spent much, much more
They proceeded to spend the next three hours dropping almost $1,000 on gifts for their niece and a god child.
I hate when that happens
Even if patients signed waivers should something fatal occur
Give it up, we’ve got you surrounded
O’Brien said Secret Service officers hurled the man onto the sidewalk near West Executive Drive and relinquished the flames immediately.
I am Iron Man
Scoppetta’s executive officer, Capt. Thomas Kelly, activated his lights and sirens, then raced his black sport utility vehicle through a red light at Beach Channel Drive and Bay 67th Street en route to a new ferrous opening.
And the darkness of the dark
despite the illumination of the light
Turf just doesn’t stand up to the mower
Maon, an Israeli settlement of 50 families and landscaped grass lawns
As opposed to the fair kind
Most minorities feel they still encounter unfair discrimination
They really are little monsters
a tea-cup Yorkshire terrior
And on a Tuesday with altostratus villas
on a Saturday with cumulus castles in the air ...
That sounds painful III
nixed in the butt
And forover, amen
Morever
We don’t have to hate them, too
“Cover and tradecraft are the only forms of protection one has and to have that stripped away because of political scheming is the moral equivalent to exposing forward deplored military units,” said Arthur Brown, who retired in February as the CIA’s Asian Division chief.
What Alan Dershowitz wears
Similar incidents have occurred across the country, spawning a multitude of law suits and criminal investigations, although, to date, few arrests have been made.
And the story inspools
The story of their relationship, and the events that enfolded after they first met, is told in court papers describing how McEnroe promised to secure a new loan, more manageable payments, and, best of all, enough extra money for Collins to remodel the home she was so close to losing.
Informally, he’s a resident of the corner bar
… formally a resident of Bethpage, says he’s taken the community’s pulse in working with the union and sitting on the board of Smithtown Youth Athletics, coordinating lacrosse teams and seeing “the struggles the parents have to put their kids through special programs that they can’t afford.”
Hasn’t she been through enough?
The noise was the man kicking the front door, causing the widow on it to shatter.
When it’s literally, watch out
“I knew certain things that I couldn’t disclose, so I really had to watch what I said,” said King, who is accustomed to orally shooting from the hip.
Jesus prefers the Oyster Bar
The Gods Mercury, Hercules and Minerva, all of whom hang out on the south façade above the landmark clockface, received special attention – the cracked pen in the hand of Minerva, the goddess of wisdom, was strengthened with a stainless-steel pin.
But not in punctuation
McConville received both a bachelor’s and masters’s degree from Marist Collage.
Is this the end of David?
The teens fled, but not before drawing a Start of David, with the letters J and P on either side.
That was quite a loogie
She hawked her wedding ring to get the money for the hotel to stay with their two dogs, a Saint Bernard ironically named Fortune, and an Akita/Lab mix named Nabisco.
The same people who surf in hurricanes
Most of them were just trying to seek shelter in the storm
Must be uncomfortable for the poor guy
Last Friday, New York and other states granted FEMA’s request and agreed to accept evacuees. But on Tuesday night, FEMA reversed itself, saying it would not send the people, leaving planners in Nassau and Suffolk in a lurch.
And for the entree, some nice seared salmon
A deranged former patient of an Astoria dialysis center walked into the clinic yesterday and open-fired
Didn’t Giuliani get rid of those guys?
After Ferrer wished Weiner well, the congressman quipped: “The Freddy Ferrer quigi board worked,” implying that the former Bronx borough president devined his illness.
Holy mother!
the other a gold depiction of the Virgin of Guadalupe, the matron saint of Mexico.
Boy Scouts are worth two
Even if tough work lies ahead, security analysts say, police here will have scored Brownie points for having made dozens of raids and arrests in recent days in densely populated areas of London and the northern city of Birmingham without bloodshed.
And editing will yield denied access to sanity
Refusal will yield denied access to the transit system, Police Commissioner Ray Kelly said.
Verb me, baby
In Nassau, Iannarelli filed petitions with 2,674 signatures to primary Ferrell, of Uniondale, a former prosecutor and the party-backed candidate.
That sounds painful
But now, state officials say they’re aiming for more accurate counts, which will prevent students from falling between the cracks.
And wrap my C++ to go, please
It was just a simple cup of coffee. But in November 1992, when Rabbi Israel Steinberg asked to have his Java in a disposable paper cup because he observed Kosher dietary laws, it appeared to be too much to ask the manager of the Nations Cafe on First Avenue.
A need to be reeditified
The super-chilled liquid would then be regassified and pumped by pipeline to New York and Connecticut.
That sounds painful II
On June 25, the pilot of a military T-38, a training jet, was headed from Cherry Point Marine Air Station in North Carolina to Windsor Locks, Conn., when the pilot had a complete electrical failure.
Her modeling career must really have gone downhill
Religious beliefs can provide some explanations and in recent days, pastors, rabbis and imans throughout the area said they were using sermons, prayer meetings and individual counseling sessions to discuss the profound questions raised by the disaster.
It’s embarrassing you even wrote it
Young male bodybuilders who take steroids develop an embarrassing side-effect — the formation of excess breast tissue — called gynecomastia. The gym term for the condition is "bitch tits."
Why, you young whippersnapper, you
Flug knew the area from working with politicians in the area and saw the opportunity to upstart the new program.
I’m tired just reading it
Sparks were emanating from the rims whose tired had fallen off.
And some look pretty damp
“Some of these people look pretty stressed out,” said Emilia Quinones of Brownsville, a Salavation Army volunteer working in Midtown.
I’d have spent much, much more
They proceeded to spend the next three hours dropping almost $1,000 on gifts for their niece and a god child.
I hate when that happens
Even if patients signed waivers should something fatal occur
Give it up, we’ve got you surrounded
O’Brien said Secret Service officers hurled the man onto the sidewalk near West Executive Drive and relinquished the flames immediately.
I am Iron Man
Scoppetta’s executive officer, Capt. Thomas Kelly, activated his lights and sirens, then raced his black sport utility vehicle through a red light at Beach Channel Drive and Bay 67th Street en route to a new ferrous opening.
And the darkness of the dark
despite the illumination of the light
Turf just doesn’t stand up to the mower
Maon, an Israeli settlement of 50 families and landscaped grass lawns
As opposed to the fair kind
Most minorities feel they still encounter unfair discrimination
They really are little monsters
a tea-cup Yorkshire terrior
And on a Tuesday with altostratus villas
on a Saturday with cumulus castles in the air ...
That sounds painful III
nixed in the butt
And forover, amen
Morever
