Modest Goddess

I do love playing soccer, although lately my teammates have been treating me like I'm retarded. Every time I make the merest little play, it's "Great job!" "Nice playing out there!" I feel like a Special Olympian. It's kind of weird. I'm not the greatest player on the team, but do I appear emotionally fragile, too?

If I had lots of money like Oprah, I'd hire some 21-year-old from a local college soccer team to run me through drills twice a week. Hey: possible Christmas present!